If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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