You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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