Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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