Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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