is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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