he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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