I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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