and you said cock pushups were impossible
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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