According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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