dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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