After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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