somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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