just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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