First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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