This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
