i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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