Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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