she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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