i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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