we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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