Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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