Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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