too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
cat food counts as protein by the way
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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