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He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot

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Why?

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Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never

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(716): View more from New York

can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that

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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time

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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got

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(540): View more from Virginia

The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.

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So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...

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(314): View more from Missouri

Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god

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(512): View more from Texas

Wtf happened last night

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You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know

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