Well apparently he's into motor boating.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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