Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
