I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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