The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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