Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize