Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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