Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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