dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Come share oat with me in your robe
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
