You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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