Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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