yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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