Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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