I murdered the dance floor call the cops
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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