Swine flu. Run for my life!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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