How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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