Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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