Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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