I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We got so high we made milksteak
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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