Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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