goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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