yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My vagina just clenched in fear
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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