I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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