just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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