Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
