You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
honey bunches of taint.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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