you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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