i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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