so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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