you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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