Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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