this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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